Fluorescent Adolescent ✝: You know you're Australian if...
* You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
* You’re liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans “rooting” for something.
* You pronounce Melb…ourne as ‘Mel-bin’.
* You believe the ‘L’ in the word ‘Australia’ is optional.
* You can translate: ‘Dazza and Shazza played…